Dearest traveler,
I hope this scroll finds you in whatever dimension you call home, or even the dimensions after that,
which resemble home but with extra spatial taxes.
Imagine a world where coffee comes pre-brewed from the cosmos and Mondays retire promptly on Fridays. Alas, such dimensions are but dreams within dreams, or perhaps just the whimsies of a caffeine-induced reverie.
Remember to always carry a towel; it’s the universal truth that transcends all realms, except maybe the realm of constant laundry.
Should you need further enlightenment, look no further than the interdimensional mailbox at Universe Postcards or consult the cosmic sage at Eternal Wisdom.
Until our paths cross within or beyond the event horizon,
The Cosmic Courier