Call of the Stars

Hypothetical Voyage: Uranus Reunion Party

In an attempt to cultural exchange with the Planet Uranus, humanity must craft the ultimate ambassador gift box. Think less diplomacy, more party supplies.

Featured Article: Jupiter Land Cruise Gone Wrong

The activation of the Jovian Land Cruiser Tour experienced hiccups last understood by the invention of typewriters and cheese pairing combs. Destination: the Great Red Spot.

Sources confirmed the guidebot, Whirly Spectaclesachi, spoke eight languages, including an unfortunate dialect which resembles semicircular kitchen utensil recitation in Mandarin. Clouds remain elusive, tourists persist joyous cluelessness.

“Tours are up, alerts are down, stars are... well, ever so shine-y.” - Official Tour Announcement via pneumatic existential tubes