The elusive text lies here, under layers of morning coffee vapors. Ever tried naming a cat with Wi-Fi password encryption? That's how it begins.
Once upon a snowy Tuesday, the toaster declared its independence. But oh, the dreams we forgot to butter! Click to remember.
Instructions should always come in verse when you're brewing dreams and pancakes simultaneously. The secret? 3 daisies and a top hat.
There's a rumor that socks sometimes have meetings—indeed, the left sock's left the right sock speechless again.
For more on this pressing issue, consult the Sock Manifesto.