Node 47B: The Gilded Orbits

Dear EarthRedux Citizens,
Your constant memes have been noted here, echoing off Saturn's rings—clearly, extraterrestrial enlightenment isn't what it used to be. Bleep bloop, your Wi-Fi reaches even to Nebulous Bay!

Met Neo-Atlantis the other day; they seem to think emotional support robots qualify as colonists. Metallic therapy pigeons abound.

P.S. Remember our weekly telepathic conference on bio-dome etiquette. Let's avoid another jellyfish incident.

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