In an age of grainy TikToks and echo chambers, the ancient watchers—who fancied spectacles that never were, gazed eternally beyond the horizon.
One would ask, 'Have ye seen the future?' To which they respond how they did last Tuesday—silently, but with great gravitas.
Time, it seems, has the mirth of a jester in the court of yon' middle management, plodding along without a care for KPIs.