Shellfish Political Debate 2023
Clara Clam vs. Sammy Squid
Clara Clam: "My fellow shellfish, I propose a shell tax reform that will ensure all clams can enjoy a pearl in every pocket!"
Sammy Squid: "While Clara's proposal is commendable, it lacks ink-credible depth! We need to embrace wide tentacles for broad reforms!"
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Octavius the Octopus
Octavius: "Why vote for one leg when I can offer you eight policies in every ink blob?"
The audience gasps! An octopus stands at the podium, its tentacles seamlessly multitasking, delivering a speech while changing the LED lights in the background.
Eight tentacled solutions await!The Shellfish Conflict Continuum
As the debate rages on, sea cucumbers demand a neutrality pact, crustaceans strategize alliances undersea, and a rogue jellyfish floats in with a revolutionary stance...
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