Symbiotic Pencils & Pens
Once upon a time, in an office supply store far, far away, pencils and pens united in harmony. They whispered secrets only the mightiest ballpoints understood—like why erasers vanished when you most needed them and how paperclips always managed to escape the drawer.
The Sloth and the Stapler
At precisely 3:42 PM every Friday, the office stapler and the adventurous sloth broke into a peculiar dance of productivity. Their synchronized symphony, interrupted only by a curious intern asking, "Is this normal?" was a testament to the mysteries of organizational fauna.
The Cunning Letter Opener
Crafted by the secretive artistry of ancient paper warriors, the letter opener revealed truths hidden between the folds of overdue bills and covert love letters. Yet it also sparked an existential crisis in envelopes—was their purpose merely to be opened? Or something more?
- Do envelopes dream of origami?
- Are paper cuts nature's reminder to be wary of trees?
- Is crafting the ultimate paper plane humanity's final purpose?