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The Invisible Couch

Who needs seats when you can pretend to be sitting in style? Perfectly blends in with any unpainted wall.

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Self-Watering Plant for the Emotionally Detached

Made for those too busy weeping existentially to remember plants require love, or at least water.

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Instant Nostalgia in a Jar

Open it anytime you feel disconnected from memories you never had. Relives the good old days.

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Murmurs of the Closet Ghost Candle

Dims lights to just the right level so that even your hauntings can sporadically feel intimate.

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