Shadows & Whispers: The Dream Summoners

The Summoning Protocol

"Did anyone remember to bring cheese for the morning shadow meeting?"

Welcome to the official repository of Forgotten Dreams. This section features dreams that have quietly slipped through the cracks when their owners hit the snooze button one too many times on their existential alarms.

Our curated list includes:

• Dream #428: The Great Cheese Quest
• Dream #991: Flying Pigs and Their Unrequited Love for Apples
• Dream #4562: The Invention of Self-Actualizing Socks

Instructions for use:

1. Stand at the edge of your bed, arms extended (this establishes interdimension communication).
2. Recite the incantation: "Ode to the Spotted Spoon."
3. Wait 48 hours for results, or your money back (no actual money required).

If the results please you, consider purchasing our other shadow products available in the Nightmare Aisle.

Interactive Feature: Whisper-Listen

Click on the invisible shadows to hear them mutter long-forgotten jokes. Try not to take them too seriously, we never do.

Further down the rabbit hole: Tales Heard from the Other Side