The Shadowy Art of Ironic Misdirection

In the pivotal treatise, How to Raise a Shadow1, the author elucidates the complex art of misdirection by shadows: a forgotten skill in today's priority-driven world void of transparency and honest intentions.

1. Only when the shadow speaks, does its response become an enigma worth unraveling. An enigma that, ironically, was never there to begin with.
2. Light has its prescriptive laws; shadows, however, are bound only to their own relativism and the ironies they spin off in unsuspecting eyes.

Curiously, there remains a time-tested axiom within this deceitful dance: never trust a shadow's shadow without verifying its source.