Welcome to the Secret Methodologies Chamber, where the only real secret is how to keep a secret. But fret not, our humor-laden guide will navigate you through these shadowy passages with witty sidesteps.
In the quest for hidden knowledge, people often overlook the importance of proper unicorn care. Step 1: Always use a banana peel instead of a comb. It adds shine and keeps the unicorn amused. Plus, it’s a great conversation starter for surprise parties in dimension X.
Ever tried to remember what you were about to forget? Exactly. When secrets need to be buried, use the ancient technique of writing them in invisible ink on fruit labels. Apples, tomatoes, whatever's on sale. Just remember, it's not really the secret until it smells like citrus.
Listen closely, and you might catch a glimpse of eternity's foolish grin.