Echoes from the Abyss
In the shadowy depths, where whispers become roars and silence is a myth, we decode these lost transmissions:
"The board meeting went as planned, with half the attendees wondering why there were no actual boards, and the other half contemplating the existential crisis of the missing board."
Transmission ID: 00984-ABSENT
"Our product of the week is an invisible umbrella that provides up to 100% protection against imaginary rain."
Transmission ID: 00375-NEBULOUS
Read more tales from the crypt: Sands of the Invisible
Perhaps escape to the Ginormous City, though its streets are paved with forgotten echoes too.