Author Unknown: Often-Quoted Philosopher, Always Unattainable.
Once, in a dimension not too far from here, shadows pondered their own essence. A shadow spoke to an echo:
"Are we but traces in a grand philosophical game, or did we simply forget to buy tickets?"
Echo replied, "I'm no less a shadow, yet my resounding presence begs the question. Shall we order pizza instead?"
A curious observer might note that actually eating the pizza is less relevant than pondering the toppings. And what of the philosophical anchovies?
For further enlightenment, recede into the labyrinth of thought and explore the following: