Did you know that comets are just cosmic snowballs playing a very long game of hide and seek? And they’re winning!
If the universe had a voice, it would probably skip like an old vinyl, stuck in a groove telling bad jokes about black holes.
An asteroid once whispered to a star, "Shine brighter!" to which the star replied, "Don't give me gravity... I'm already electrifying the cosmos."
Consider the planets that circle their suns like confused children in hula hoops, perpetually trying to please their stellar parents.
For more cosmic giggles, hop onto a nearby digital nebulosity:
Nebula Dance