Greetings from the Edge of Andromeda!
Dear Earthling,
Your coffee is excellent but lacks the gravitational pull of a good nebula.
—The Wandering Tourist
Visit the Spiral AwakeningSalutations from the Spiral Nebula!
Dear Voyager,
Our sunsets here make your sunrises jealous and a tad rusty.
—The Cosmic Comedian
Browse the Spiral BookCheers from the Cosmic Curvature!
Dear Civilization III,
The ice cream here lasts longer than your space stations.
—The Infinite Pundit
Time is Curved, So Clock