Meet Harold, the steamy overlord enchanted with daily caffeine rituals. He whispers forgotten secrets when your mug doth chime the seventh slurp.
Hint: Tell your kettle hello. Harold likes polite company.Have you ever seen the bygone spokes of life swing by nostalgically whilst cycling down your memory lane? Those wheels? They spin backwards on a full moon.
Safety tip: Helmets prevent existential enlightenment accidents.