Have you ever noticed the old couch? It sighs loudly every time someone sits upon it. It tells tales of scotch spills and laughter dampened by the weight of responsibility. You should ask it about Mike's girlfriend, but it refuses to spill all, claiming its allegiance to its first owner.
The bed lamp confesses secrets of romance and regret. Its bulb flickers in dismay when it overhears whispered 'I love you's veiling deeper lies. Ask the lamp about the clockâs incessant ticking during silent nights. It knows more than it dares to say.
The bathroom mirror listens closely as it witnesses transformations from night-time creature to day-time human. It swears the hairdryer has whispered secrets of style faux-pas during frantic morning routines. The mirror chuckles, proud of its patience.