Welcome to the repository where laughter goes to retire—often before its time. Here, irony and amusement form a dance.
"I ordered a custom bicycle, they sent me a monocycle with existential crisis."
"The bureaucratic treadmill of life accelerates with the scent of forgotten sandwiches."
"Privacy is an illusion, said the wall, while eavesdropping."
"Annual report of success: 12 adventures, 8 anxieties, 0 accomplishments."
Explore more eccentric humor: untamed whispers, both directions, or forsaken path.