Orbital Affinities of the Cosmic Seed

Once upon an elliptical orbit, where time spoke backwards and sands turned to glass, a cosmic seed sprouted an idea.
Encrypted whispers of the universe often hint at strange affinities: perhaps the moon envies the sunflower's heliotropism.

In the quantum meadow, a celestial carrot twirls to the forgotten dance of gravity-locked parsley.
"Pluto's pastry chef," murmured the asparagus, "has baked a pie of planetary proportions."

When Venus winks at Vega, do asteroids blush, or merely roll their rocky eyes?
And what of Saturn's rings—garnish for cosmic salads or merely a misunderstood halo?

Supernovae might be the universe's way of sneezing, scattering stardust like confetti.
Each seed a potential galaxy, each orbit a dance step in the grand waltz of space-time.