Forgotten Paths

There's a saying among the intergalactic hitchhikers: "When the doughnut meets the black hole, it's not a sweet end." But fret not, for the universe has ways of delivering faint, humorous signals.

Explorers who wander these paths may discover the lost artifacts of the Galactic Bureau of Useless Knowledge. Among them, the infamous Quantum Toast—it can exist both buttered and unbuttered in parallel states.

But beware, dear traveler, of the Whispering Wind. Some say it carries the gossip of ancient memes, while others believe it to be the breath of an over-caffeinated owl.

Remember to bring your sense of humor and perhaps a towel. The paths are not linear nor particularly paved, but they lead somewhere. Maybe anywhere. Or perhaps nowhere at all.