Greetings, curious mind! You think you stumbled here by choice, but no—it's the cosmic quantum web whispering sweet nothings.
Did you know? If you listen closely, you might catch a glimpse of Einstein's ghost playing poker with a particle. Rumor has it, the dealer always shuffles in the fourth dimension.
And what about those household chores you'd mindlessly quantum tunnel through? Remember: parallel universes offer no excuse for dirty dishes.
Stay curious, dear traveler. The quantum multiverse is always just a thought away... unless it's Monday.