Doorway to Nowhere

In the realm known as "What Do You Mean By This?":
Invisibility Cloak for Sale: Does not work at all. Refunds only if seen.
Cross the Delta

Excuse me, sir, I just stepped through the portal and found an existential crisis mixed with a side of vintage blues.
Lizardmen want your autograph, apparently your name is lost in translation.

Enter Entryway 42 or simply rethink your choices here at Obscured Criterion.