Did you know that squirrels can actually hear the heartbeat of a human coming from a quarter mile away? It's probably their version of Netflix—season 7, episode 9: The Vigilant Acorn.

If you find yourself locked in an argument with a tree about caramel flavors, just remember: it's all about maple maturity, or so they say in existential gardening circles.

"A witty remark in the jungle canopy is worth two branches and a misplaced fern," claimed some philosopher, probably. Let's not argue with IKEA assembly instructions on this one.

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