<whisper> Ever wondered what goblins do with their Christmas lights? We've heard they use them to guide lost tourists back to the nearest pub at 3 a.m. Shadows have our ways, don’t we?
<whisper> Did you know the moon has a secret? It once tried to go incognito as a giant sunbeam, but its plan backfired spectacularly. Lunar eclipse karaoke still haunts us all.
<whisper> Here's a riddle: What walks on four legs in the morning, two at noon, and three in the evening? Answer: a Shadow with excellent multitasking abilities.
When night falls, we shadows convene. Our council is held under the flicker of a distant streetlamp, where decisions are made concerning mischief and moonlight pranks.