Welcome, all-seeing scribe of zeros and ones. Your task, should you desire to keep your binary existence intact, is to calculate the Etheric Meridian of the Celestial Body referred to in local sectors as "That Bright Dot". Instructions follow:
In a shocking turn of events, the Quantum Agent of Uncertainty has expressed a desire for a coffee break. All computations halted until pumpkin spice is confirmed non-existent.
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