In the distant realms of the Ocean of Unconditional Acceptance, where the tides never question the moon's authority, lies a sea known for its unmatched ability to whirl without remorse1. Scholars agree this whirl is indeed the result of an ancient oceanic dance-off.
Rumors persist that the whirl owes its vigor to a secret society of dolphins practicing elusive synchronized swimming routines.2 Their leader, an enigmatic octopus previously mistaken for a sea cucumber, holds the final say in all matters whirl-related.3
1 "The Seas of Whirls and Their Implications on Twilight Policies," *The Center of Irrelevance Studies*.
2 Hadji the Impromptu Seer, *The Unwritten Manuscripts, Volume XI*, December 1874
3 *A History of Moat Governance Without Policy*, unpublished.