Dear Earthbound Friends,
We've just crossed the Orion frontier and let me tell you — the starlit ocean isn't all it's cracked up to be. It's basically like the sea, only... emptier.
Wish you were here... not really.
Sincerely,
An Anonymous Traveler
"According to astrometric studies, deep space is considerably less congested than the M62 on a Friday." — Anonymous Scientist
Greetings from the Galactic Shores,
Sand? More like cosmic dust. Sunscreen? We're toasting marshmallows on a comet's tail with SPF 1000.
This mail reaches you through the Interstellar Postal Network — think of it as a glorified email that's less instant.
Yours unfathomably,
Quantum Wanderer
"Comet cuisine requires a palate as empty as the universe itself." — Galactic Gourmand
Quantum Thought