Sea of Stars

Have you ever noticed how the stars are just the universe's well-hidden glow-in-the-dark stickers? Stephen Hawking once argued they were more like tiny magical fireflies, but he was just trying to impress someone with a science degree.

We float here, under the cosmic quilt, pondering the existential questions like: "Can stars be selfies?" and "If I eat stardust, will it improve my Wi-Fi?"

But worry not, for in this sea, the silhouettes cast by invisible light have a way of tickling your funny bone and bending your reality just enough to see the world from a slightly tilted angle.

Remember, every star you see is just a distant neighbor, probably peeking through the curtains at your late-night existential musings.