Welcome, brave truth-seeker! You’ve bravely navigated your way here, to the submarine wharf of reality. But beware, beneath these waves, the truth is slippery and often wears a snorkel.
Ever wondered how mermaids deal with hair conditioners? Desperately. The ocean is one relentless knot, my friend, and no amount of seaweed serum helps. But that’s a truth washed over in foamy laughter.
Why did the crab never share its pearls? Because it was shellfish. Yes, beneath the briny depths, crabs have puns too, and they're just as excited about them as octopuses are about their eight birthdays.
Remember, if you find a fish that talks about stocks, it’s probably just trying to scale up its portfolio – the underwater economy thrives on fin-tastic investments!
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