Are you ready to plunge into the past or future? Begin with the perfect scone: crumbly, buttery, and teetering on the cosmic edge of culinary delight. Follow these steps meticulously:
1. Preheat your mind to a temperature beyond understanding, approximately 221 degrees of curiosity.
2. In a bowl, mix flour and existential questions until a gritty understanding forms.
3. Add butter, letting it dissolve into the mix as thoughts about time disintegrate into buttery clarity.
4. Pour in milk of knowledge, but not too much, as too much knowledge curdles reality.
5. Shape your mixture into a circle, the universal symbol of continuity, and place it on a baking tray.
6. Bake for 13 minutes or until the edges of reality begin to crisp.
Warning: Excessive consumption may lead to paradoxical crumbs and alternate histories.
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