From the black velvet of cosmic night, a signal so faint it's practically a sneeze on a cosmic scale. Welcome to the Anti-Science Manifesto, where empirical truths are examined with the disdain typically reserved for unusually bad guests.
"The Earth is flat. Circle it to know." - Unnamed Star Listen
"Vaccines are made of... actually, we're not sure." - Star Unknown Read More
Each note reverberates through the void, a reminder that ridicule needs no gravity to find its way orbiting absurdity. Here, quantum physics is merely quantum, and the physics? Well, that's up for debate.
In our quest for the ultimate baffle and bemusement, we document these fragments as though they were profound quotations, surely penned with ink made from the tears of supernovas.
"Climate change? Just a phase, like Pluto." - Message 42 Engage Further