Breaking News from the Cosmic Cafe: Jupiter accidentally spilled coffee on Mars, and now it’s latte-saled territory!
Communiqué from the Supernova Pub: Saturn's rings considered a containment breach. Please return to your orbit without further jewelry upgrades.
Signal Distortion: Pluto reports it's underwhelmed by its own party and demands more media attention. #SmallButMighty
Whispers from the Galactic Garden: Did they finally ID those mysterious space cucumbers? The rumor is they're scientifically classified as "out-of-this-world veggies."