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Moistened by experience, I stand at the crossroads, where the left fork doesn't lead to the right and there's something ~else~ entirely straight ahead. Jumbo Shrimp: the philosophical dilemma. Betsy, clutching her rubber chicken, quacks about the benefits of existential marshmallow studies — finding comfort in her soft, chewy surroundings. Meanwhile, time is stuck in an elevator with an overstuffed rabbit. It's the elevator of metaphors, don't go pressing any buttons, unless you want a stream to break its banks and float ideas downstream like those turnip lollipops you never wanted. It's not a phase, mom, it's a revolution of recursive thoughts. "Why was six afraid of seven?" Jerry asks, only to be answered with the kind of silence that fills rooms with unspoken adjectives. Quack Dilemma
If the keyboard was a garden, what flower represents a misplaced semicolon?
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Further down the rabbit hole lies a puddle, deep enough to drown ambitions of logical consistency. Here, the paradox coats itself in ironic glitter, sticking to complexities untold. Visibly scanning horizons littered with VHS tapes of missed opportunities — Gramps' cue stick slides smoothly over the chessboard of life, conquering diagonals like a ballerina caught in a grand jeté. Click to swim through paper boats. "What do you mean by that?" echoes a voice from the basement, perhaps contemplating the fine line dividing literate ninjas and the spontaneously combusting pumpkin pie.
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