Once, I had a rant with a clam. They said life isn’t about the grain of sand, but rather the pearl of wisdom — a little hard to swallow, let's be honest.
Octopuses? Comedic geniuses and arm gymnasts! I only state facts: they can school you on dangling participles and shellfish ridicule — it's fabulous.
Anemones participating in a TED Talk?! Yes, at “Underwater Woes: The Coral Conundrum." They all agree, it’s never been reefier.
A funny thing happened while I was swimming at the edge of the abyss. A fish swum by and exclaimed, “Boo! The seaweed called, they want their humor back!”
If you ever encounter a seahorse sitting originarily at an opulent aquarium—they claim they’re horses in secret. I believe it’s a sea-worthy cover-up.