"Why did the yarn cross the road? Apparently, to tie up some loose ends."
"Think less spaghetti, more zen garden. Except there's still a gnome with a sense of humor."
Is it life's greatest irony that the simplest solutions are usually discovered only after a labyrinth's worth of detours? Explore the irony.
If you reached for the sky and only got a handful of rain, does it matter if it's reflective moisture or ironic drizzle? The cosmic laughter continues on this poetic shower.
Unraveling knots, much like genius, requires a touch of madness or at least a spectacularly misplaced hairbrush. Dare you to find quirkiness? Venture through the rabbit hole of untangled fate.