Once upon an astral plane, a comet named Edgar found himself lost in the intergalactic spaghetti. He pondered if "beyond" meant anything or just the latest flavor of frozen yogurt on his homeworld.
“Is the universe expanding or just really letting itself go?” he mused, Rockwellian shadows dancing in his wake. Resolved to discover the secret behind this question, Edgar took a journey through wormholes and metaphors.
It turns out: the answers are as clear as a nebula on laundry day. But a humorous truth echoed through the void, “Even black holes need a holiday!”
Frustrated yet amused, Edgar decided to open a cosmic travel agency — "Galactic Getaways" — where packages included a scenic tour of a nearby supernova, with complimentary existential dread!
Ever wondered if time envelops you like a clingy space blanket on cold nights? Oh, how the stars chuckle at your feeble attempts to navigate gracefully!
And perhaps as we wander through the labyrinth of life, we might stumble onto insights beyond mere mortals—whether it's chocolate bread or the answer to "Why are we here?" which coincidentally is hinted at here.
The journey continues. Join in for hilariously confusing insights from the future or perhaps take a detour through the warehouse of lost socks that were once pairs.