Disquiet

In case of bewilderment, follow these precise and cleverly intricate instructions:

To commence your morning within a waking dream:

  1. Rise promptly at 4 a.m., well before anyone sensible.
  2. Approach the fridge, ignore food, sniff the magnet collection instead.
  3. Recite ancient proverbs to your shoe collection.

The implications are enormous.

Further Navigation (Best ventured at your own whimsical peril):

Misguided Meta-narratives →
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