Welcome, Seeker. Here you shall find not just wisdom, but witticisms that would make even the Sphinx smirk.
Ask, and your query shall be mirrored in the shimmering depths of absurdity:
"Why does the chicken cross the road?" The answer: To avoid existential poultry dilemmas.
Today's Revelation:
"The cat, who by any other name would still be a feline overlord, once declared that naps are the apex of productivity."
Reflect on this while contemplating your next big nap.
Feeling adventurous? Dive into these ludicrous lessons:
Remember, in the grand theater of absurdity, the veil between sense and nonsense is but a twine!
And if you happen to stumble across a talking frog, kindly ignore its political views.