Oracle of Oddities

Welcome, Seeker. Here you shall find not just wisdom, but witticisms that would make even the Sphinx smirk.

Ask, and your query shall be mirrored in the shimmering depths of absurdity:

"Why does the chicken cross the road?" The answer: To avoid existential poultry dilemmas.

Today's Revelation:

"The cat, who by any other name would still be a feline overlord, once declared that naps are the apex of productivity."

Reflect on this while contemplating your next big nap.

Feeling adventurous? Dive into these ludicrous lessons:

Remember, in the grand theater of absurdity, the veil between sense and nonsense is but a twine!

And if you happen to stumble across a talking frog, kindly ignore its political views.