In the Land of Peregrine Hatt, where stars misguide the wayfarer, the unpaid dues of the moon wax and wane, urging even the most steadfast cartographer to reconsider his life choices.
To the West lies the Solar Canteen, known for its ill-conceived yet delectable sun pies, often mistaken for edible orbs of light. Beware, for even the patient chef cannot escape a sunburned soul.
Notable features: Mount Stumble (Elevation: Plausible), River Reflection (One-sided), and the Forest of Forgotten Maps (Where all paths lead to the same unmarked spot).
Encounters: Be cautious of the elusive Philosophical Fairies, frequently found debating the merits of postmodern pixie dust.
For further disorientation, consult the Lost Paths Cartoons, or risk encountering the Void of Mystery.