Why did the moon refuse to tell jokes during the eclipse?
Because it was afraid of solar eclipses stealing its punchlines!
Don't worry, moon. Always remember: eclipses are just the universe's way of saying, "I'm not finished yet!"
Have you ever tried to explain an eclipse to a cat? It’s like showing a laptop to a spaghetti monster. Utterly pointless.
Enter the Shadow's Theatre Jump to Stellar JestsSo, how did the asteroid feel after telling its first joke?
It was a little meteor!
Remember folks, next time an eclipse happens, just picture the sun and moon wrestling for spotlight – a cosmic WWE match.