Ripples in the Crackpot Cauldron

Even the stars chuckle silently when the universe misplaces its shoes—left and right galaxies mismatched.

Orbiting debates within the asteroid belt range from:
1. When to breakfast at Jupiter's moons.
2. How Saturn should cut its rings (or not cut them, they're under strict Cosmic Council regulations).

Have you ever spilled coffee on quantum physics? It's the only way to prove Schrödinger’s cat is an espresso.

Navigate the universal joke-teller: