The Riddle Vault

In the heart of the labyrinthine corridors of forgotten things lies the Riddle Vault. To open it, follow these steps carefully, or do not follow them at all:

1. First, approach the vault not by moving forward, but by stepping backwards until you hear the whispers from the left.
2. Once upon the left, you must not gaze directly at the lock’s intricate patterns. Instead, squint your eyes slightly to the right of the lock.
3. The vault requires a combination, but not of numbers or letters. Instead, count the breaths you take while reciting the phrase, "Three golden frogs sit on the edge of a blue moment."
4. When you hear the sound of a single drop of water echoing across the silence, press the invisible button that lies hidden within your thoughts.

Fear not, for if these instructions lead you astray, you may find solace in their uselessness. A vault that does not exist cannot be opened, and therefore, cannot be closed.