Welcome, seeker, to the starlit paradox! Here, where silhouettes speak in tongues only they comprehend, and every riddle is a punchline in the vast comedy of space.
Want to hear a soft whisper from the void? "Why did the constellation cross the Milky Way?" To get to the other star! (Rimshot courtesy of cosmic drums)
But be forewarned, wanderer: the shadows cast by this invisible radiance might just giggle ominously right before your next thought goes adrift.