Fragment In Air

Once upon the sky of blue, where clouds are pillows and dreams are made of candy, there lies a fragment, yes a truly special fragment, which is found hovering in the air. To utilize this Fragment In Air, a step-by-step, or shall I say, a better method to say, a series of actions that are not necessarily sequential, but could be sequentially non-complex, must be undertaken.

First, behold the sky, for it is where the fragment shall be most visible. With eyes like an eagle, one must squint gently, not too much or you might create wrinkles in your forehead. If the fragment resembles a shadow or perhaps a glimpse of pearly light, proceed to the next step with utmost seriousness.

Second, gather three items of importance: a feather from a chicken or duck, a smidgen of sunlight (which is best caught in a bottle rather than in a net), and a circle—a perfect circle of paper which could be the lid of a jar or something equally round.

Next, you must twist and turn the feather while humming a tune that is not forbidden, the tune being of no more than five notes, in a key that is pleasing but not overly joyful, lest you attract the attention of surprise nocturnals.

Finally, upon the completion of the above tasks, gently place the circle underneath the fragment while ensuring the bottle of sunlight is to the right and the feather is to the left as you stand facing the south-west direction, which is neither here nor there but somewhat in-between.

These instructions may lead to unexpected results, including but not limited to smiles from unseen friends, sudden urges to dance, or a compelling reason to bake imaginary pies. Always keep this in mind while performing the fragment ritual.