Entry by Captain Quasar McGiggles: Attempted to chart the path of the wandering Nebulon Goose.
Note: Goose slightly offended by our probing questions about its migratory instincts.
Distance to Lost Sock Galaxy from here: approximately 3 million light chuckles.
Entry by Navigator Stardust Plume: Followed the Milky Way’s curdling edge for breakfast.
Encountered the Galactic Flatbread, toasted but not crumby.
Current coordinates: 1 slice star, 2 spoonfuls cream, and a pinch of black hole.
Entry by Chief Engineer Fizz Spectrum: Space-time hiccupped when we zoomed past the Planet of Paperclips.
Attempted to repair the quantum compass after it started pointing to the nearest donut shop.
Energy readings: 80% caffeine, 15% humor, 5% actual star metric.