Theoretical Perception in Reverse

Perception Disaster Level: Critical

The governor has officially declared a "Think Too Much" advisory.

Here, in the Land of Overanalysis, perceptions warp into chimeras of critical thought—ironic and improvised, like a three-legged race in a minefield.

Channels of perception are flooded. Waterslides of awareness extend indefinitely. Who knew understanding could be so slippery?

Inward contemplation leads to outer disaster. Satirical skits collapse under the weight of their own irony — think of a horse, a barn door, and a very bad decision.

Our theoretical physicists have concluded the following:

1. Reality is merely a suggestion (call it "perception dust").
2. Objects in perception may be farther than they appear (not Mr. Peabody's fault).
3. Time is always in a hurry — towards its next existential crisis.

Circuitous Logic Vesper Illusions Reality Check

Join us next week for a live webinar: "Perception of Perception - A Recursive Dilemma." Remember, your attendance is mandatory if you can find it in yourself.