Dear Vortex Citizen,
It has come to our attention that your interdimensional sock drawer is less than tidy. I must insist that the Bermuda Triangle speak to you about these organizational issues. In Quasar-7, it's customary to fold your socks in the shape of origami cranes.
Sincerely, The Galactic Laundry Association
Esteemed Reality Tourist,
We have reserved a spot for you on the next Chrono-Cruise. Please remember to bring your temporal passport, as it seems the timeline forgot to stamp it the last time you traveled back to Tuesday.
Best regards, Timekeepers Without Borders
To the Overseer of Surreal Affairs,
Have you heard the latest from Dimension 42B? They say cats can now communicate using the universal language of interpretive dance. We recommend a feline recital for further comprehension.
Yours humorously, The Bureau of Bizarre