A spotlight flickers... Somewhere in the back, a sneeze.
Scene 1: The Misplaced Sword
A silent warrior. An empty stage. The sword? In the snack bar.
Applause. Or is it the wind?
Scene 2: A Distant Whisper
Mithras speaks. The microphone is off. The audience mimes along.
Silence swells. Someone’s phone plays elevator music.
Act 3: The Unfortunate Goat
Not a goat, not a prop. A true philosophical quandary.
The curtain falls... Or rises. Or neither.