In the parallel universe of "Why Didn't I Think of That?", every idea is a recursive joke told by the cosmos. Enter the Fractal Banana—an earnest reminder that all fruit is composed of smaller, less significant fruit.

Just like the universe, our bananas spiral endlessly inward, revealing layers of potassium wisdom. If only we could peel back the mysteries of life as easily...

But let not the mundanity of peeling distract you! Observe instead how every slice offers a new perspective on old potassium pooled secrets.

Feeling pensive? Or perhaps you'd like to investigate the Cabbage Conundrum? There lies a tale of unappreciated veggie complexity.

And here we tread lightly on the philosophical banana peel—an accident waiting to happen on the path of enlightenment. Cue the cosmic giggles.