So, you've decided to return to origin? Great choice! But before you do, take a right turn at Albuquerque, then immediately question your life choices. Proceed straight, but not too straight – zigzag as if dodging imaginary landmines.
Forgotten directions? Fear not. Simply turn left whenever you doubt yourself, and right when you hear someone mention "Schrodinger's cat." Trust those instinctual turns and you'll wind up back where you began... or somewhere completely different but definitely not here.
While you click, don't forget to ponder existential questions like "Is my pizza delivered or destined?" or "Heather or eucalyptus, what's really in a name?"
Have you learned something today? Possibly about the futility of tracing your steps or maybe how to annoyedly tap your fingers in SVG circles? Either way, your wisdom grows parallel to your understanding of the absurd.